I don’t know where my life is going…
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
Yesterday, one of our customers pulled a hardboiled egg out of her purse and goes “oh my god I forgot about it yesterday! ” then her friend goes “Hey and it was probably cold enough over night that you can eat it!”
Before she left I was like “I know too much to not say anything. Please for the love of god don’t eat that egg.”
I seriously had to teach my customers food safety today.
why do police have sniffer dogs when they could just hire middle aged mothers with teenage sons and daughters
Because they’d accuse everyone of being high when they arent.