Choom Gang Unite.

bibliophilicwitch:

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

I’M FUCKING PRINTING THIS AND POSTING IT EVERYWHERE


Oh my fucking god this made me laugh so hard especially cause I used to work in a library.

I don’t know where my life is going…

kush4kae:

๐Ÿ’ŽShine bright like a diamond.๐Ÿ’Ž
Iโ€™m tired of getting fucked in ways that donโ€™t end in an orgasm.

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

(via wheretherebelthingsare)

Yesterday, one of our customers pulled a hardboiled egg out of her purse and goes “oh my god I forgot about it yesterday! ” then her friend goes “Hey and it was probably cold enough over night that you can eat it!”
Before she left I was like “I know too much to not say anything. Please for the love of god don’t eat that egg.”
I seriously had to teach my customers food safety today.

bhozone:

Get the feeling my Girl would prefer this Flower to a Rose.

ball-deep:

why do police have sniffer dogs when they could just hire middle aged mothers with teenage sons and daughters

Because they’d accuse everyone of being high when they arent.

hardcoregrandma:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

coolin
bluediamond-og:

nuug-life:

cuz sunday bumday got me feelin’ some type of way ๐Ÿ’จ

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